What is dangerously twisty, flexible, and ready to come at you at a moment's notice? A danger noodle of course? Show your love for this often misunderstood beautiful creature with this stainless steel water bottle with plastic screw top to keep one's goods dry.
 

Lightweight stainless steel
14 oz (0.41 l)
Plastic screw top
Comes with a carabiner and keychain ring